39th Annual World Championship Kinetic Sculpture Race
Monday, May 28, 2007 - Ferndale, California
Awards
First Art - Armored Carp
Second Art - June's Bloom
Third Art - Kween's Karriage
First Speed - Tortoise and Hair 7:47
Second Speed - Smile 9:19
Third Speed - Roll on the Mattole 9:48
First Eng. - Patriot Act
Second Eng. - Easy, That Was
Third Eng. - Melvin
Golden Dinosaur - First to break down after leaving Arcata Plaza - Kanga Rex
Golden Flipper - First to flip in the water - Tall-E-Rodger
Golden Flipper - First to flip at Dead Man's Drop - Deliverance Truck - speared by a tree
6:32 Award - First (former) Ace to miss gate closure on day one - Bikin' Fools
Best Volunteers - Goddess Jen-O and Tina
Best Bribe - Foxy Queen's Cadillac
Best Entourage - June's Bloom
Best Pit Crew - Grandpa's Flying Machine
Best Campsite - Berserker - The Department of Spontaneous Combustion
Most Improved - Jungle Boogie
Biggest Splash - Corpie Cruiser
Goddess Jen-O Award - The Dave Pruitt Teams: Ain't No John Deere, Monster Machine, and Mac-N-Teasley
Racers' Choice Award - Ursa Vehicularis
Spectators' Award - Bounce for Glory
Spirit of the Race - Frogzilla
Poor Pitiful Me Award - Henry Ford Goes Surfing - Elliot Naess
Mediocre Award - Finishes exactly in the middle of the scoring - Wok on the Wild Side
Second To Last - Kanga Rex
Grand Champion Award Combining Art, Speed, Engineering, and Kinetic Spirit - Deliverance Truck
Aces
Bounce for Glory
Deliverance Truck
Easy, That Was
Emperor's New Machine
Foxy Queen's Cadillac
Melvin (ACE #19!)
Patriot Act
Raiders of the Lost Art
Rhasta Imposta
Roll on the Mattole
Smile
Tortoise and the Hair
2007 Official Results
#
Sculpture Name
Time
Art
Eng
Ace GC Points*
Speed GC Points*
Grand Total
Comments
108
The Deliverance Truck
80
199
160
25
-
439
1st Eng, 1st Art and Grand Champion
128
Patriot Act
76
73
130
25
-
304
2nd Eng
107
Armored Carp
54
173
65
0
-
292
2nd Art
109
June's Bloom
66
145
71
0
-
282
3rd Art
110
Tortoise & the Hare
100
64
65
25
50
279
1st Speed
119
Easy, That Was
78
61
104
25
-
268
3rd Eng
136
Roll on the Mattole
95
72
60
25
10
262
3rd Speed
131
Bounce for Glory
83
73
69
25
-
250
106
Melvin
90
75
78
25
-
243
4th Eng
138
Rhasta Impasta
93
55
64
25
-
237
4th Speed
102
Smile
98
50
57
25
25
230
2nd Speed
123
Raiders of the Lost Art
88
59
56
25
-
228
112
Foxy Queen's Cadillac
73
76
60
25
-
209
111
Ursa Vehicularis
71
75
61
0
-
207
103
Kween's Karriage
39
88
59
0
-
186
4th Art
135
Tall-E-Rodger
56
70
58
0
-
184
104
Emperor's New Machine
85
33
63
25
-
181
139
FiFi
37
86
52
0
-
175
105
Wok on the Wild Side
61
60
53
0
-
174
121
Kanga Rex
41
61
72
0
-
174
118
Red Rocket
34
72
66
0
-
172
120
In a Blaze of Glory
32
70
60
0
-
162
127
Who Gives a Flying Duck
44
63
53
0
-
160
133
Corpie Cruiser
63
57
40
0
-
160
134
Heads of the Class
59
55
45
0
-
159
122
UCD
68
40
38
0
-
146
101
Hypno-Toad
51
58
34
0
-
143
132
Jungle Boogie
10
67
65
0
-
142
117
Bikin' Fools
46
50
44
0
-
140
129
Super Beetle
15
76
49
0
-
140
124
Ain't No John Deere
24
57
50
0
-
131
130
Berserker
5
84
38
0
-
127
115
Pear County Chopper
12
54
56
0
-
122
125
Monster Machine
49
29
42
0
-
120
114
Isle of Lost Boys
7
72
34
0
-
113
141
Frogzilla
22
64
27
0
-
113
116
Henry Ford Goes Surfing
29
56
26
0
-
111
113
Grampa
17
41
34
0
-
92
126
Mac-n-Teasley
27
27
29
0
-
83
140
Beast Jerky
20
43
16
0
-
79
137
Family Fun
2
48
21
0
-
71
*Art and Eng scores already include the additional Grand Champ Points from the previous tally; Speed and ACE Grand Champ Points are added in on this table.
2007 Official Times
Number
Sculpture Name
Time
110
Tortoise and the Hare
07:47
102
Smile
09:19
136
Roll on the Mattole
09:48
138
Rhasta Imposta
09:57
106
Melvin
11:30
123
Raiders of the Lost Art
11:51
104
Emperor's New Machine
13:08
131
Bounce for Glory
13:25
108
The Deliverance Truck
13:37
119
Easy, That Was
15:43
128
Patriot Act
15:54
112
Foxy Queen's Cadillac
16:22
111
Ursa Vehicularis
17:47
122
UCD
18:22
109
June's Bloom
18:58
133
Corpie Cruiser
19:04
105
Wok on the Wild Side
19:24
134
Heads of the Class
19:35
135
Tall-E-Rodger
22:17
107
Armored Carp
22:36
101
Hypno-Toad
22:44
125
Monster Machine
23:13
117
Bikin' Fools
25:13
127
Who Gives a Flying Duck
25:17
121
Kanga Rex
25:41
103
Kween's Karriage
25:58
139
FiFi
27:13
118
Red Rocket
28:13
120
In a Blaze of Glory
28:51
116
Henry Ford Goes Surfing
30:13
126
Mac-n-Teasley
30:54
124
Ain't No John Deere
34:44
141
Frogzilla
35:38
140
Beast Jerky
37:21
113
Grampa
37:45
129
Super Beetle
39:05
115
Pear County Chopper
39:29
132
Jungle Boogie
39:54
114
Isle of the Lost Boys
40:12
130
Berserker
40:26
137
Family Fun
42:40
2007 Total Time and Points
Place
#
Sculpture
# Pilots
# Ace Pilots
End as Ace
Non-Ace Penalty
Day 1
Day 2
Day 3
Total Time
Total Points
1
110
Tortoise and the Hare
1
1
Y
0
2:43 am
3:00 am
2:04 am
7:47:00 am
100
2
102
Smile
1
1
Y
0
3:02 am
3:55 am
2:22 am
9:19:00 am
98
3
136
Roll on the Mattole
2
2
Y
0
3:37 am
3:29 am
2:42 am
9:48:00 am
95
4
138
Rhasta Impasta
2
2
Y
0
3:24 am
2:56 am
3:37 am
9:57:00 am
93
5
106
Melvin
2
2
Y
0
3:31 am
4:01 am
3:58 am
11:30:00 am
90
6
123
Raiders of the Lost Art
2
2
Y
0
4:30 am
3:53 am
3:28 am
11:51:00 am
88
7
104
Emperor's New Machine
2
2
Y
0
4:18 am
4:28 am
4:22 am
1:08:00 pm
85
8
131
Bounce for Glory
1
1
Y
0
4:01 am
6:22 am
3:02 am
1:25:00 pm
83
9
108
The Deliverance Truck
2
2
Y
0
4:15 am
5:21 am
4:01 am
1:37:00 pm
80
10
119
Easy, That Was
2
2
Y
0
5:46 am
6:12 am
3:45 am
3:43:00 pm
78
11
128
Patriot Act
2
2
Y
0
5:20 am
6:19 am
4:15 am
3:54:00 pm
76
12
112
Foxy Queen's Cadillac
1
1
Y
0
6:16 am
5:14 am
4:52 am
4:22:00 pm
73
13
111
Ursa Vehicularis
4
-
-
5:00
4:14 am
4:28 am
4:05 am
5:47:00 pm
71
14
122
UCD
4
-
-
5:00
3:28 am
6:16 am
3:38 am
6:22:00 pm
68
15
109
June's Bloom
4
-
-
5:00
5:12 am
4:06 am
4:40 am
6:58:00 pm
66
16
133
Corpie Cruiser
4
-
-
5:00
4:20 am
6:07 am
3:37 am
7:04:00 pm
63
17
105
Wok on the Wild Side
4
-
-
5:00
4:20 am
5:58 am
4:06 am
7:24:00 pm
61
18
134
Heads of the Class
4
-
-
5:00
4:12 am
5:22 am
5:01 am
7:35:00 pm
59
19
135
Tall-E-Rodger
4
-
-
5:00
5:21 am
6:41 am
5:15 am
10:17:00 pm
56
20
107
Armored Carp
4
-
-
5:00
6:15 am
7:05 am
4:16 am
10:36:00 pm
54
21
101
Hypno-Toad
4
-
-
5:00
10:00 am
4:15 am
3:29 am
10:44:00 pm
51
22
125
Monster Machine
4
-
-
5:00
4:48 am
7:30 am
5:55 am
11:13:00 pm
49
23
117
Bikin' Fools
4
-
-
5:00
6:17 am
7:44 am
6:12 am
1:13:00 am
46
24
127
Who Gives a Flying Duck
4
-
-
5:00
11:59 am
5:05 am
3:13 am
1:17:00 am
44
25
121
Kanga Rex
4
-
-
5:00
11:49 am
5:54 am
2:58 am
1:41:00 am
41
26
103
Kween's Karriage
4
-
-
5:00
11:37 am
5:21 am
4:00 am
1:58:00 am
39
27
139
FiFi
4
-
-
5:00
11:37 am
5:36 am
5:00 am
3:13:00 am
37
28
118
Red Rocket
4
-
-
5:00
11:59 am
7:05 am
4:09 am
4:13:00 am
34
29
120
In a Blaze of Glory
4
-
-
5:00
11:59 am
7:29 am
4:23 am
4:51:00 am
32
30
116
Henry Ford Goes Surfing
4
-
-
5:00
3:49 am
11:35 am
9:49 am
6:13:00 am
29
31
126
Mac-n-Teasley
4
-
-
5:00
4:47 am
11:14 am
9:53 am
6:54:00 am
27
32
124
Ain't No John Deere
4
-
-
5:00
6:10 am
1:41 pm
9:53 am
10:44:00 am
24
33
141
Frogzilla
4
-
-
5:00
11:42 am
12:36 pm
6:20 am
11:38:00 am
22
34
140
Beast Jerky
4
-
-
5:00
2:53 am
1:59 pm
3:29 pm
1:21:00 pm
20
35
113
Grampa
4
-
-
5:00
9:26 am
1:34 pm
9:45 am
1:45:00 pm
17
36
129
Super Beetle
4
-
-
5:00
5:28 am
1:08 pm
3:29 pm
3:05:00 pm
15
37
115
Pear County Chopper
4
-
-
5:00
11:59 pm
7:22 am
3:08 am
3:29:00 pm
12
38
132
Jungle Boogie
4
-
-
5:00
11:59 am
12:52 pm
10:03 am
3:54:00 pm
10
39
114
Isle of Lost Boys
4
-
-
5:00
11:26 am
1:59 pm
9:47 am
4:12:00 pm
7
40
130
Berserker
4
-
-
5:00
11:25 am
1:59 pm
10:02 am
4:26:00 pm
5
41
137
Family Fun
4
-
-
5:00
8:12 am
1:59 pm
3:29 pm
6:40:00 pm
2
TOTALS
105
27
38th Annual World Championship Kinetic Sculpture Race
Monday, May 29, 2006 - Ferndale, California
Awards
1st Art - Flash Gourdon
2nd Art - Extreme Makeover
3rd Art - Stag Party
1st Speed - East Shark
2nd Speed - Peace Peddler
3rd Speed - Bounce For Glory
1st Eng. - Peace Peddler
2nd Eng. - Bounce For Glory
Racer's Choice- Bounce For Glory
Golden Dinosaur (1st break down) - Team KAOS
Goddess JenO Award (JenO's choice) - Brain Power
Poor Pitiful Me - The Love Sub
Best Entourage - The Lady Contessa
Spirit Of The Race - The Beam
Golden Flipper (sand) - EGGcentricity
Golden Flipper (water) - STELLA! and ZIPPY
Best Pit Crew - Cyclops
Best Bribe - Zippy
Splash Award - Red Rocket/Bikin' Fools
Most Improved- Unwheeldy
Mediocre Award - Stag Party
2nd To Last - Henry Ford Goes Surfing
Grand Champion Award Combining Art, Speed, Engineering, and Kinetic Spirit - East Shark!
Aces
East Shark
Peace Peddler
Bounce For Glory
2006 Official Times
Number
Sculpture Name
Total Time
134
East Shark
07:33:00
107
Peace Peddler
09:26:00
103
Bounce For Glory
09:36:00
123
Cyclops
15:29:00
113
Grandpa's Flying Machine
15:52:00
110
Oregon Grown
13:14:00
106
Melvin
16:59:00
126
Pear County Chopper
18:00:00
108
Beam
18:15:00
104
Fifi On A Stick
18:40:00
111
Flash Gourd'n
19:01:00
118
The Lady Contessa
19:05:00
109
Joseph (Stalin) and His Technicolor Dream (Queen) Coat
19:37:00
102
Extreme Makeover
19:58:00
133
BBQ Tofu
20:12:00
102
Stag Party
20:33:00
121
Pardi Gras
20:58:00
112
The Love Sub
22:48:00
116
Ain't No John Deere
22:59:00
124
ZIPPY
23:58:00
127
Bike'n Fools
28:11:00
105
EGGcentricity
29:32:00
130
Skaredy Kat
30:54:00
128
Jesus Lizards
31:19:00
131
KU7 Womprat
32:27:00
129
Disco Inferno
32:45:00
119
STELLA and The Cosmic Racer
33:48:00
125
Braim Power
33:52:00
117
Davis HPV
34:30:00
114
Unwheeldy
40:44:00
122
Henry Ford Goes Surfing
41:41:00
101
Missile Crisis
42:12:00
115
The Big Easy
42:12:00
132
KAOS
42:12:00
135
Below Par
42:12:00
136
Make Your Bed Now
42:12:00
37th Annual World Championship Kinetic Sculpture Race
Monday, May 30, 2005 - Ferndale, California
Awards
First Art - Scardie Cat
Second Art - Extreme Makeover
Third Art - Magic Bus
First Speed - Whale of a Time (2 pilot) - 7 hours 18 minutes
Golden Dinosaur Award First break down after crossing "start" line - Porpoise Drivin Life
Golden Flipper Award best roll-over Water - Khaos, Classic bay flip
Golden Flipper Award best roll-over Sand- Croc Hunter, first roll at Dead Man's Drop
Biggest Splash - Bikin' Fools
Best Campsite - Drum Roll
Founder's Choice - Extreme Makeover
Poor Pitiful Me Award - Team Chaos
Spectators' Choice Award - Extreme Makeover
Best Pit Crew Award - Bike'n Fools
Racers' Choice Award - Magic Bus
Best Volunteer Award Chosen by racers - HIV Kids
Mediocre Award Machine that finishes dead middle. The Mediocre Winner recieves a trophy and a Mediocre car (remeber the Vega?.) This year's Mediocre Award was last years faded red, 1981 Toyota Celica.
- Frill Seakers
Second to Last - Crappie Corn - 44 hours, 41 minutes (includes 24 hour penalty)
Grand Champion Award Combining Art, Speed, Engineering, and Kinetic Spirit - Melvin!
Aces
Whale of a Time
Peace Peddler
Melvin
Sea Slug Go
New Chicken Order
Swiss Cheese
Magic Bus
Spelling Bee
Wet Paint
2005 Scoring
Number
Name
ACE
Engineering
Speed
Art
Total
Awards
105
Melvin
A
136
95
189
420
Grand Champ
111
Magic Bus
A
137
86
187
410
1st Engineering 3rd Place Art Racer's Choice
120
Scaredy Cat
A
121
57
197
375
1st Place Art
121
Java Junkies
A
130
61
182
373
.
136
Whale of a Time
A
135
100
136
371
1st Speed, 2nd Engineering
114
Extreme Makeover
A
131
50
188
369
2nd Place Art Founder's Award
124
Spelling Bee
A
117
84
164
365
3rd Engineering
123
Frill Seakers
A
124
52
179
355
Frill Seakers
144
Fifi
A
124
45
166
335
.
130
Sea Slug Go
A
95
93
145
333
3rd Place Speed
101
Wet Paint
A
113
82
129
324
.
102
Peace Peddler
A
116
98
92
306
2nd Place Speed
107
Henry Ford Goes Camping
A
116
41
148
305
.
110
Swiss Cheese Incident
.
73
89
140
302
.
122
New Chicken Order
.
103
91
103
297
.
133
Disco Inferno
.
103
30
159
292
.
137
Buffy the Killer Bunny
.
32
68
157
287
.
115
Crocodile Hunter
.
92
73
121
286
Golden Flipper (Dead Man's)
142
Rocketeers
.
93
75
118
286
.
106
Corporate Raiders
.
77
36
159
272
.
125
Unwheeldy
.
107
11
143
261
Special Mention, Engineering
131
Tandemonium
.
84
70
104
258
.
132
Kinetic Pelican
.
118
43
97
258
.
138
Yet Another Kinetic Wingnut
.
78
64
112
254
.
103
Cyclops
.
52
80
115
247
.
141
Red Rocket #53
.
86
16
143
245
.
135
Kaos
.
64
77
104
245
Golden Flipper (Bay)
128
Barrel of Monkeys
.
87
34
122
243
.
108
Puck University
.
92
20
123
235
.
143
Green Machine
.
102
27
102
231
.
140
Crappie Corn
.
64
5
158
227
2nd To Last Worst Honorable Mention
109
Kinetic Choo Choo
.
108
9
110
227
.
116
Humboldt Bay Watch
.
88
48
91
227
.
117
Stella the Cosmic Racer
.
88
7
126
221
.
119
Bike'n Fools
.
79
2
134
215
Best Pit Crew Splash Award
118
Studs
.
82
66
67
215
.
104
Team Chaos
.
115
32
67
214
Poor Pitiful Me
134
Handyman
.
15
39
108
210
.
112
A Porpoise Driven Life
.
28
14
98
191
Golden Dinosaur
126
Axel of Evil
.
24
55
51
190
.
139
Danger Zone
.
20
18
96
181
.
127
Drum Roll
.
86
25
66
177
Best Camp Site
36th Annual World Championship Kinetic Sculpture Race
Monday, May 31, 2004 - Ferndale, California
Awards
First Art - Bats in the Belfry
Second Art - Sparkle: Calamity June and the Rhinestone Cowgirls with the Hoss Hat Posse
Third Art - Croak
First Speed - A Star is Bone - 6 hours 43 minutes
Second Speed - Revenge of the Owls (EHS) - 7 hours 34 minutes
Third Speed - Surly Burly - 9 hours 27 minutes
First Engineering - Pandamonium
Second Engineering - Melvin The Kinetic Icon
Third Engineering - The Evil Eye
Best Campsite - Area 51 (Dog Gone)
Founder's Choice - Bikin'Fools on Vacation
Best School- awarded by Monkey - Revenge of the Owls from Eureka High, EAST Lab
Golden Flipper Award First to flip over - Humongous Johnson - Kinetic Convoy, for flipping at Dead Man's Drop
Biggest Splash - Bikin' Fools: on Vacation
Golden Dinosaur Award First break down after exiting Arcata Plaza - The Flying Zuccini Brothers and Sister
Chain Award Machine using the most chain - Bare Bear from Sunnybrae Middle School
Poor Pitiful Me Award - Bats in the Belfry
Most Improved Award Since last year - Metal Mayhem
Spectators' Choice Award - Sparkle: Calamity June and the Rhinestone Cowgirls with the Hoss Hat Posse
Best Pit Crew Award - Sparkle: Calamity June and the Rhinestone Cowgirls with the Hoss Hat Posse
Racers' Choice Award Chosen - Revenge of the Nerds
Best Volunteer Award Chosen by racers - HIV Kids
Mediocre Award Machine that finishes dead middle. The Mediocre Winner gets trophy and a junky car. This year's Mediocre Award was a faded red, 1981 Toyota Celica with rust around the windows. It does run, but comes with one jump start since it has no battery. - Captain Chaos, Kinetic Convoy - Barrel of Fun, declined the car.
Second to Last - Bats in the Belfry - 35 hours 25 minutes
Grand Champion - Kinetic Caf-Fiends - declined the trophy
Aces
A Star Is Bone
Revenge of the Owls
Surly Burly
Metal Mayhem
Melvin the Kinetic Icon
Titanic
Peace Peddler
Drum Roll
Kinetic Caf Fiends
Pandamonium
Dog Gone
Corporate Raiders
Evil Eye
2004 Scoring
Number
Sculpture Name
ACE
Engineering
Speed
Art
Total
Awards
122
Kinetic Caf-fiends
A
76
82
68
226
Grand Champ
110
Pandamonium
A
77
80
67
224
1st Engineering
106
Melvin-the Kinetic Icon
A
75
92
34
201
2nd Engineering
137
A Star is Bone
A
68
100
29
197
1st Speed
126
Evil Eye
A
68
84
40
192
3rd Engineering
114
Drum Roll
A
66
86
38
190
.
111
Corporate Raiders
A
55
76
47
178
.
133
Revenge of the Owls
A
39
98
38
175
2nd Speed
102
Peace Peddler
A
52
88
31
171
.
103
Metal Mayhem
A
35
94
25
154
.
141
Dog-gone
A
38
78
30
146
.
143
Titanic
A
50
90
0
140
.
104
Surly Burly
A
28
96
9
133
3rd Speed
105
Calamity Jane and Sparkle
.
75
32
81
188
2nd Art
101
Gourd of the Rings
.
85
30
67
182
.
109
Fifi Dawg of the Dead
.
58
48
64
170
.
112
Croak
.
57
28
73
158
3rd Art
136
Bats in the Belfry
.
63
2
83
148
1st Art
115
Henry Ford Goes Surfing
.
70
36
39
145
.
120
Bokephus
.
63
42
38
143
.
117
Fruit Salad
.
45
52
37
134
.
118
Spectre 24601
.
58
44
29
131
.
119
Captain Chaos
.
57
40
32
129
.
121
Revenge of the Nerds
.
39
38
48
125
.
108
Wet Paint
.
62
6
56
124
.
123
People Powered Popcorn Popper
.
59
8
54
121
.
128
Axels of Evil
.
50
34
36
120
.
129
That's A Mower, Eh?
.
56
20
44
120
.
113
Grandpa
.
37
50
25
112
.
135
Heaven Can Wait
.
35
46
29
110
.
116
Team Chaos
.
57
14
37
108
.
125
Bikin' Fools
.
59
12
35
106
.
127
UCSB
.
48
22
36
106
.
130
Surfing the Web
.
39
26
39
104
.
139
Red Rocket
.
44
10
32
86
.
134
Rogue Towing
.
45
4
37
86
.
124
Flying Zucchini Brothers and Sisters
.
32
0
41
73
.
107
Cyclops
.
15
54
0
69
.
140
Duck'n'Donuts
.
28
24
13
65
.
138
Bare Bear
.
24
16
21
61
.
142
The Beam
.
20
18
13
51
.
151
.
.
18
.
.
18
.
35th Annual World Championship Kinetic Sculpture Race
Monday, May 26, 2003 - Ferndale, California
Awards
First Art - Mullet Bullet - Ryan Larson
Second Art - Bridal Trail - June Moxon
Third Art - Goony Bird - Curt Welsh
First Speed - Rocket Boy - David Fulkerson
Second Speed - Biking Viking - Ane Thea
Third Speed - Jesterfield Kings
First Eng. - Melvin - Keith Nelson
Second Eng. - Speed Racer - Marc Ritz
Third Eng. - Mullet Bullet - Mike Eckberg
Golden Flipper Award First to flip over - Turtle Recall
Golden Dinosaur Award First break down after exiting Arcata Plaza - Cosmic Weiner Dog (Area 51)
Best Pit Crew Award - Bridal Trail
Mediocre Award Machine that finishes dead middle.
The Mediocre Winner gets trophy and a junky car. - Rolli Polli from Sunny Brae Middle School
Worst Honorable Mention - Biking Fools
Best Bribe - "Al," The Albino Rhino
Second to Last - Chips 'n' Dip
Grand Champion - "Al," The Albino Rhino
Aces
"Al," The Albino Rhino
Biking Viking
Drum Roll
Goony Bird *
Jesterfield Kings
Kinetic Widows
Melvin
Metal Mayham
Mullet Bullet
Rocket Boy
Speed Racer
Toadally Princesses
Wet Paint **
Notes for asterisks above
* lost for running into an official (But later apologized.)
** Failed to cross finish line in time, but Aly's very, very late law was
not included in the rules this year, so...
34th Annual World Championship Kinetic Sculpture Race
Monday, May 27, 2002 - Ferndale, California
Awards
First Art - Tidefools
Second Art - Run away Rhino
Third Art - S-car
First Speed - Ace - Prince of Tide
Second Speed - non-Ace - Hobo Mobile
Third Speed - non-Ace - Artless
Fourth Speed - non-Ace - Fifi
First Eng. - Melvin
Second Eng. - S-car
Third Eng. - Queen Bee
Golden Dinosaur Award First break down after exiting Arcata Plaza - River Queen
Biggest Splash - Castaways
Poor Pitiful Me Award - Snailstrom
Best Pit Crew Award - Run away Rhino
Founders' Choice Award - June Moxon
Spirit Award - Funguys
Mediocre Award Machine that finishes dead middle - Area 51 and the Devilfish
Second to Last - Corpie Crusier
Grand Champion Combining Art, Speed, Engineering, and Kinetic Spirit - Jackass
Ace
Prince of Tide
33rd Annual World Championship Kinetic Sculpture Race
Monday, May 28, 2001 - Ferndale, California
Awards
First Art - Big Spicey Meatballs
Second Art - Sparkle
First Speed - Flameboyant
Second Speed - FiFi
Third Speed - Thunderbird
First Eng. - Sparkle
Second Eng. - Rolling Blackout
Golden Flipper Award First to flip over - Loch Nut Monster
Second to Last - Moment of Inertia
Golden Dinosaur Award First break down after exiting Arcata Plaza - Mostly Harmless
Best Pit Crew Award - Grape Balls of Fire
Racers' Choice Award Chosen by fellow racers - Mega Sore Ass
Kinetic Spirit- Hog Heaven
Best Bribe - Yi Fang Serpent
Best Camp Site - Yakima
Bogus $100 - Yi Fang Serpent
Worst Honorable Mention - Monolith
Best Loser - The Beam
Mediocre Award Machine that finishes dead middle. - Tri-Carrot Tops
Grand Champion Award Combining Art, Speed, Engineering, and Kinetic Spirit - Mega Sore Ass
1st runner-up Grand Champion - Flameboyant
2nd runner-up Grand Champion - Yi Fang Serpent
Aces
Big Spicey Meatballs
Black Widow
Bliss
Drum Roll
FiFi
Flameboyant
Gorillas in the Rex
Insecticide
Loch Nut Monster
Mega Sore Ass
Melvin
Monolith
Pirates Sanz Pants
Space Oddity
Sparkle
Thunderbird
Titanic
Tri-Carrot Tops
Yi Fang Serpent
32nd Annual World Championship Kinetic Sculpture Race
Monday, May 29, 2000 - Ferndale, California
Awards
First Art - Horse
Second Art - Tiki
Third Art - Fish
First Speed - Toad Boiler
Second Speed - Grandpa
First Eng. - Drum Roll
Second Eng. - Blue Yonder
Third Eng. - Toad Boiler
Laurence Peter Golden Dinosaur Award First break down after exiting Arcata Plaza - Fish
Best Pit Crew Award - Bikin' Fools
Kinetic Spirit - Hot Flash
Best Bribe - Kinetic Comaro
Spirit of the Glorious Founder - Grandpa
Best Performance - Yi Fang Dragon
Best Costume -Christmas Tree
Worst Honorable Mention - Overnite
Outrageous Award - Iguana
Mediocre Award Machine that finishes dead middle - Fire Copter
Grand Champion Award Combining Art, Speed, Engineering, and Kinetic Spirit - Melvin
31st Annual World Championship Kinetic Sculpture Race
Monday, May 31, 1999 - Ferndale, California
Awards
First Art - King and Eye
Second Art - La Nina
First Speed - Rocket Boy
Second Speed - Slug Nuts
First Eng. - Humdinger
Second Eng. - Towne and Country
Golden Dinosaur Award First break down after exiting Arcata Plaza - Pink Elephant
Golden Dinosaur Award First break down after exiting Arcata Plaza - Cowtrans
Poor Pitiful Me Award - Cowtrans
Poor Pitiful Me Award - Ted Suggs
Best Pit Crew Award - Grape Expectations
Worst Honorable Mention - Kinetic Camaro
Kinetic Spirit - Melvin
Mediocre Award Machine that finishes dead middle - Millenium Bug
Grand Champion Award Combining Art, Speed, Engineering, and Kinetic Spirit - Gold Digger
Aces
Melvin
Humdinger
Gold Digger
Smoke Detectives
Bearly Mobile
Millenium Bug
Bone Apart
Toucans
Titanic
La Nina
Rocket Boy
Slug Nuts
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